if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.
I will never not reblog this.
- Herman Melville (via lilaini)
I want to throw up
I want to make out with you
I want to slam my head into the pavement
- (via yourstrulymaudia)
- Shahrazad al-Khalij (via travelingnymph)